You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You found bird poop! Yay!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....